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JOKE 1 :

Q : What did the traffic light say to the car ?

A : Don't look ! I'm changing !

PS : O_o lol

JOKE 2 :


What did the mayo say when someone opened the refrigerator door ?

"Close the door , I'm dressing!"

PS : I know some jokes could be lame but I can't help but laugh at these jokes and I wonder who is the one so creative to have these thoughts in their minds lol ..

JOKE 3 :

The best answer to the question asked in an interview ,

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years' time?" . . .

"In the mirror as always . . "

PS : Last Thursday , I went out with my best friend n her husband. Lol I said exactly the same thing when my best friend asked how did she found out whether who is aging .. So I simply replied :" You should know better .. "

And she asked me why .. So I replied again :" Bloody hell , don't you look at the mirror yourself everyday after you wake up n have to use the bathroom blah blah blah " But her answer made me laugh :P She said " No wonder I feel m young , coz I don't have a mirror in the bathroom "

O_omg .. I told her to fix one lol ..

JOKE 4 : ((((((((((((((((( Halloween Funnies ))))))))))))))))))))))))))

(1) What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
- Bamboo.

(2) What's a haunted chicken?
- A poultry-geist.

(3) Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
- Because he was in need of a light snack.

(4) Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
- Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

(5) Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
- Because of his coffin.

PS : The 3rd joke makes me wanted to post this without thinking LOL

JOKE 5 :

1. Why are round pizzas put in square boxes ?

2. Why does the sign reads , “Enter at your own risk"
((( who else could you risk other than yourself ? )))

3. If it's called "frying pan"
((( is it OK to boil something in it? )))

4. Why doesn't every doughnut have nuts in it ?

PS : O_okay o_Okay lol , I know this is pretty lame :P But I laughed Lmao :P






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Ahaha I love lame jokes they made me giggle!(:


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Eléna_Harriet
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I want a round box for my pizza from now on. :P


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Loving the jokes thanks Ella


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Thank you girls It is nice to laugh w many of you n Elena lol It is coming on your way lol Pizzzzzaaaaaaaaas Doesn't matter what box It comes in coz heeheehee Elena , we gonna have that into our tummy lol wooooooo


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Sharry_Song
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Love Joke #3. Haha. Thanks sis.


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I m glad you're laughing


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