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JOKE 1 :

The teacher asks : "Now , Betty , how may fingers have you got ?"

Betty : "Ten".

Teacher : "Right. Now if you lost four of them , what would you have ?"

Betty : "No more piano lessons."

PS : Does this make you think like I do ? :P A stupid question comes with a stupid answer LOL

JOKE 2 :

While sports fishing off the Florida coast , a tourist capsized his boat.
He could swim , but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.

Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore ,
the tourist shouted , "Are there any gators around here?"

"Naw," the man hollered back , "they ain't been around for years!"

Feeling safe , the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy , "How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothing ,'" the beachcomber said.

"Wow," said the tourist.

The beachcomber added , "The sharks got them."

PS : So either you let the sharks got you or the alligators get you lol

JOKE 3 :

TEACHER : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

PUPILS : A teacher.

PS : If m gonna answer that to a teacher (in here) , I will have to pack my bag n stand outside the principal's office


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Ahahaha Ella(: I like the last one a lot but I hope the kids dont think that of me!


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Ella you have a special way of making me smile
and I love you for that
more than you know.


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Me too! Unfortunately that 3rd joke was very near the bone. I'm an ex-teacher! Says it all, doesn't it? Hopefully I'm not quite as boring as I used to be, when I was "in the closet"! Lets have more jokes please! I want to have a laugh.


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I loved #3 it made me LAUGH so much


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There was a young woman from Wheeling
Who claimed to lack sexual feeling

Til a dyke named Delores

Simply touched her clitoris

And she had to be scraped from the ceiling


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LOL
OMG Ola
loved that


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O_OMG Stasi n Bill , the 3rd one was just a plain jokes .. hahahaa This is why I add on a comment in every joke :P lol Of course not teachers ,, Maybe the answer should be talkative .. Just like me heeheehee ..

THanks Carol n Racha )) xx

LOL @ Ola 's jokes


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3rd one best!! Haha!


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Stasi I would love to have a gorgeous teacher like you!!


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Okay how about this complimentary joke :P hahahahahaa O_ohhh my I was really laughing when I read this .. Lol Again - I don't own this copyright lol

1. In prison : You spend the majority of your time in an 8'x10 cell.
At work : You spend most of your time in a 6'x8'cubicle.

2. In prison : You get 3 meals a day.
At work : You only get a break for one meal n you have to pay for it.

3. In prison : You get time off for good behavior.
At work : You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

4. In prison : A guard locks n unlocks all the doors for you.
At work : You must carry around a security card n unlock n open all the doors yourself.

5. In prison : You can watch TV n play games.
At work : You get fired for watching TV n playing games.

6. In prison : They allow your family n friends to visit.
At work : You can't even speak to your family n friends.

7. In prison : All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
At work : You get to pay all the expenses to go to work n then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

8. In prison : You spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work : You spend your time wanting to get out n inside bars.

9. In prison : You can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
At work : There are some programs you can never get out of.

10. In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work : We have managers

PS : There are really some work which set stupid rules .. I used to work in a place where they never allow cellphones so I couldn't really put up with those absurd rules. Of course I do understand some companies' policies but what If something emergency happen at home ? Where especially my mum comes first And of course some recently using their mobiles at work to play games , I have no comments on them for I work on my own pace , and we all have certain responsibilities to look at individually. hahahaha And of course I won't wanna spend time in a prison , though at times we hear typical people here said they will spend a lifetime in prison or a mental institution rather than facing such a political world. But again , are they not ready to adapt changes , that's why they rather hide ? For me , I just love working though I always think my job is boring but I really need a work to survive so lol I m so married to my job life :P


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Hahahahhah, that was good 1 Ola; and I like this too Ella ;0)


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hahaha great you had a good laugh do you Racha )))) xx


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Omg my Mothers name is Betty ella, haha OMG, and i work in a prison, are you trying to tell me something Ella, hahaha awesome jokes btw. xx


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Oh and btw, as regards to the prison officer view on things, your totally right, lol


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Lol nope :P I just find this joke pretty much hilarious .. And I not know that your mum's name is Betty .. Sorry =/

Most people who work in my city , always grumble that they will rather be lock up than having to face the stress lol But I prefer to work coz I love to work , stress is always inevitable .. And I love to laugh LOL


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Betty is shortened from Elizabeth haha, i can even be called betty only its not my first name so i cant haha, susan betty o brien haahah. xxxxxxx


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