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JOKE 1 :

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers , yelling ,
"Read all about it ; 50 people swindled !” 50 people swindled !

Curious , a man walked over , bought a paper , n said ,
"Hey kid , this is an old paper , where’s the story about the big swindle ?”

The newsboy ignored him n went on calling out ,
"read all about it ; 51 people swindled !”
"Read all about It ; 51 people swindled !"

PS : I only laughed when I read the last part , so Idk If this is funny for you all :P LOL

JOKE 2 :

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children ,
as they were on the way to church service ,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church ?"

One bright little girl replied , "Because people are sleeping."

PS : LOL This is merely a joke to share ..

JOKE 3 :

Early one morning , a mother went in to wake up her son.
"Wake up , son. It's time to go to school!"

"But why , Mom? I don't want to go."

"Give me 2 reasons why you don't want to go."

"Well , the kids hate me for one , n the teachers hate me , too!"

"Oh , that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now n get ready."

"Give me 2 reasons why I should go to school."

"Well, for one , you're 52 years old. And for another , you're the Principal !"


PS : I do not own the copyright lol Just saying :P





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Sharry_Song
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Haha! That's good.


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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"


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Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. mens clothes clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize all sports to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.


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Giggles


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What does swindled mean? And don't say 52 swindled!
Haha i like the last one Ella(:
Ahahaha Ola those are great


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Helen_Lane_Li
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Stasi hun, swindled means cheated - lol


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Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

And the number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN


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Tommy_Storey
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Vary good Ola .............
It all sound`s just about right ........
LOL xxxx


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Ola I'm with you
I totally get all that lol


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I love the part on Why It'sbetter to be a woman )) Haha and Stasi , you are defo nnot the 52 :P Coz m the 52 hahahahhahahaaa O_o


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hahahahaaa m with you too Ola


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A young woman goes to her doctor after noticing two small circular rash marks one on each side of her inner thigh.
The doctor instructs the woman to undress and sit on the table and spread her legs. Sitting between the young womans legs, the doctor looks up at the young woman and asks if she is a lesbian.

The young woman blushes and says, "Why yes I am." The doctor stands up, and tells the young woman, "Don't worry your rash will go away." The young woman asks what she needs to do. The doctor says, "Go home and tell your girlfriend that her earrings aren't real."


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LOL so funny Ola
You make me laugh
love you


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O_o (Ella covering her eyes :P) lol blushing at the same time .. I will never gonna open up my legs to a male doctor lol I always ask for a female doctor as m more comfortable consulting a female one but It is so hard in here , most of the doctors here are male n come from Pakistan =/ I m certainly not racist lol I m just kinda sensitive .. Anyways let the laughter to be continued then I supposed LMAO ...............................

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?"

JOHNNY : "Sir , my Mother n Father got married on the same day , same time."






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