Jim_Bond Posted July 28, 2012 Here is something that happened to me last night...... I left the club (for once, not too late) and went straight home. On opening the door, my wife met me wearing only very, VERY, sexy underwear, and was holding two short velvet straps in her hand. She said to me, "Tie me up, and you can do whatever your heart desires afterward." So, I tied her up and went back to the club to have a few more beers with my friends. This morning, she kept giving me s**t. You can never make a woman happy.