Jim_Bond Posted July 28, 2012 A guy's house was broken into and robbed. The next day, the police arrived to announce that they had arrested the suspect. The victime asked the police, "Can I speak to the thief?" The policeman replied, "What do you want to say to him?" "Listen, officer," answered the victim, "He broke into my house at 2 o'clock in the morning without waking up my wife. If he explains to me how he did that, I'll withdraw my complaint."