Jim_Bond Posted July 26, 2012 Two elderly men were sitting at a table in an old-age home, when one turned to the other. "Jack, I'm 83 years old, I hurt everywhere and I have a difficult time even to walk. I know that we are the same age, so how are you feeling?" "Me? I feel like a new-born baby!" "Really? How come like a new-born baby?" "That's easy! No hair, no teeth and I'm wearing diapers."