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JOKE 1 :

A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane......
The lady said to him ' Can you help me remove something from my breast please? ‘
The exciting young man replied,
'Wow! It will be my pleasure.......
So what is it?'

"Your Eyes, idiot!"

JOKE 2 :

An old man walking along the river bank suddenly spotted a boy drowning in the river.
The man started shouting "HELP! HELP! I can't swim".

A man passing by the road shouted back
"Will you ever grow up ? I also can't ride a bicycle but you'll never hear me yelling about it in the street"

JOKE 3 :

The teacher asked little Peter;

"If I have 5 mangoes in one hand n 5 mangoes in the other , what do I have?”

" Big Hands, " said Peter.

Before I post the jokes here , I went through the discussion n found one written by Susan. Then followed by all the comments..

Get Happy is created by Carol. I m touched by the love that she has always shared. So when she invites me to post the jokes here n share with everyone , I m happy to post It here ..

It is weird though lol - I somehow can hear laughter in the room every each jokes I shared ..heeheehee Especially Susan's laughter Lmao xD

Ella xx


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Ella, your jokes are great ) always put a smile on my lips as am sure your jokes turn sad faces upside-down into happy, smiling, joyful faces full of laughter. xx


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ok time for blonde revenge lol
What`s a brunette`s mating call? "Has the blonde left yet?"
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible.
How does a brunette turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.


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Very nice


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Oh we doing blonde jokes?
A blonde goes into a electrical store and says to the salesman "How much is that TV?"
The saleman says "I'm sorry I don't serve blondes"
She comes back the next day after dying her hair brown and asks again. "How much is that TV?"
The salemans again says "I'm sorry I don't serve blondes"
So she comes back the next day really angry but wanting to know how the hell can he tell she is blonde.
This time she dyed her hair red. She asks again "How much is that TV?"
The salemans again says "I'm sorry I don't serve blondes"
She gets really angry and says well what the hell... how can I get any help in this store? I want to buy that TV.
The salesman says with a smile "I am sorry miss but that is a microwave."


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Tori_Lane
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Lolol blonde jokes are so funny


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BekkRainbow
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LOL Carol that blonde joke is rather funny......


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Eléna_Harriet
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Oh Ella, you always mange to make me snort xD Especially the last one :P


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. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A: A licker cabinet.
Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

A: Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls
hat do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 Government workers?

A: 100 people that don't do dick


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les one liners you either love them or hate them lol


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@Ola Lmao xD

@Elena : heeheehee m so sorry that I always make you snort Just remember don't eat anything or drink (It's a gentle reminder heehee) otherwise don't blame me If your laptop gets dirty with your puke hahahhhahhaaa O_opppsss ! Now laughter needs to fill up this Family House of all the awesome people here xx


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