Jim_Bond Posted June 23, 2012 A teenaged boy asked his father if, at the advanced age of 40, he was still able to ejaculate. His father replied this way:- When I was young, and in my prime, I used to do it all the time. But now I'm old, and turning grey, I only do it once a day. Speaking of age: Grandma and Grandpa were watching a religious healing program on TV. The evangelist asked all those who wanted to be healed, to place one hand on the TV, and the other hand on the part they wanted to be healed. Grandpa then placed one hand on the TV and the other hand on his crotch. Grandma looked at Grandpa with sadness and exclaimed, "You don't understand anything! The goal of the program is to heal the sick, and not to raise the dead."