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Steven Wright on dogs - JUST FOR FUN

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Tach_Chew_We
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The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

I had a dog once. I spilled spot remover on him, and now he's gone.

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.


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Jim_Bond
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DOG GONNIT, those are good


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Tommy_Storey
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Ha,ha,ha, vary witty .............


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Michael_Wolfe
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Now thats funny


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