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They're boasting about race records - JUST FOR FUN

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Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."


HAHAHA, Brillant


A Woman who suffer's from a Stutter walk's into a pet shop 2 buy a Parrot.
She ask's the Shopkeeper if the Parrot can Talk.
Of course he can say's the Shopkeeper.
So she buy's the Parrot and take's it Home.
When she get's the Parrot Home, she say's, Say Hello Ma Ma Ma Mary, and the Parrot say's nothing.
So she trie's again and she say's, Say hello Ma Ma Ma Mary, still the Parrot say's nothing.
So she trie's a Third time, say Hello Ma Ma Ma Mary, and the Parrot say's Fuck Off you cant even say it yourself.


Ha,ha,ha,Both are really good. LOL xxxx


OMG richard thats a hoot... iam still lol over ir