Jim_Bond Posted June 1, 2012 An old couple, Claudette and Marcel, decide to spend winter in Texas. Marcel had always dreamed of having a pair of REAL cowboy boots. One day, he sees a pair on sale and decides to buy them. Proudly, he walks back to where they are living, still wearing his cowboy boots. On entering, he asks Claudette, "Do you see anything different with me?" Claudette looks at him and replies, "No," Frustrated, Marcel locks himself in the bathroom, gets undressed, and comes back out, completely naked, except he is still wearing his cowboy boots. "NOW do you see anything different?" he asks Claudette. Claudette looks at him and replies, "Marcel, what is different? It is hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it will still be hanging down tomorrow." Furious, Marcel exclaims, "Damn it! Do you want to know WHY it is hanging down? It is because it is admiring my new cowboy boots." Claudette replies, "Then you should have bought a hat, stupid."