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Men Are Like - JUST FOR FUN

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Tach_Chew_We
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..Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

..Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

..Bike helmets.
They're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

..Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

..Copiers.
You need them in reproduction but that's about it.

..Lava lamps.
Fun to look at it but not all that bright.

..Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

..High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

..Curling irons.
They're always hot and always in your hair.

..Mini skirts.
If your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

..Handguns.
Keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

..Floor tiles.
Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime.

..Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

..Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.


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Michael_Wolfe
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Thats last one is not true and I can prove it to you...


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Tach_Chew_We
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lol
you not that old yet micheal


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Michael_Wolfe
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Thats for sure and you can find out this summer if only you will come down and see me...


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Tommy_Storey
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Yes,Tach,i can identify with most of them,
Ha,ha, lol, xxxxxx


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