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Electric Train - JUST FOR FUN

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Tach_Chew_We
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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."


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Dave_Mack
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I have seen this b4 but it is STILL a classic, I Don't know where people come up with this stuff but it is priceless..


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Michael_Wolfe
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I say the same thing Dave...LOL


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An English Man, An Irish Man and A Scot's Man were Captured by Indian's.
The Indian's were going 2 kill them, so they asked them if they had any last Request's.
The English Man asked for a Cup Of Tea as they pride them selves on tea Drinking. So they gave The English man a cup of tea, then they killed him and Skinned him and made a Canoe out of his Skin.
Then they asked the scot's man what would he like, so the scot's man asked for a Glass of Scotch as they pride them selve's on their scotch. So he drank it and the Indian's killed him and Skinned him and made a Canoe out of his Skin.
Then they asked the Irishman what was his last Request, so he asked for a Fork, Puzzled they gave him a Fork, Then the Irishman Proceeded 2 Stab himself all over and Said, Fucked if ye are Going 2 Make A Canoe out of Me.


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Dave_Mack
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OH,,,,,,,,


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Tach_Chew_We
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thanks rich awsome joke and hay its the bitches falt that it took so long to post a new joke,,,,,,lol


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LOL.


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Tommy_Storey
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Yes,i must admit,all was vary good, lol


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Michael_Wolfe
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LOL...Rich only you would post that one...So Dam Funny...


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