REALY BAD JOKE S - JUST FOR FUN

[Tach_Chew_We]

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."

[Michael_Wolfe]

Were do you find these jokes...Too funny

[Dave_Mack]

Its been hours since I read this and I am still laughing. I have a huge jokes file but cant find it... But this one was good.... real good... Keep them coming. Maybe do one a day for everyone to enjoy,..

[Tach_Chew_We]

well dave if you find tham please post tham up the more the merrrire i say and let outhers know to join in and post up too i think this could b a good thing with all the bad and drama that gose on here