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warnings regarding alcohol - JUST FOR FUN

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Tach_Chew_We
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These are some warnings regarding alcohol that the Surgeon General
failed to mention:

1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with
breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.

2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
an asshole.

3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like
thish.

5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.

6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the
morning.

7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell ever happened to your pants anyway.

8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you
can't remember)

9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho.

11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause people in clubs to
appear better looking than they actually are.

12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol in females may cause extreme
bloating in a 9 month period. (oops)


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Michael_Wolfe
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This is why I don't drink anymore....LOL


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Tach_Chew_We
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lol well have anouther on me....lol


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Michael_Wolfe
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I would lick a shot of your chest....LOL...


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Tach_Chew_We
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what kind would you like


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Michael_Wolfe
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Jack Danials whiskey


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