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hey guys just hought this was intersesting. every state has it's "you know your from ____ when " topics and i'd like to see some interesting things from others so here is mine. You know your from colorado when ...

1. You switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in one day.

2. You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.

3. Your sense of direction is: towards the mountains and away from the mountains.

4. You're a meat-eating vegetarian.

5. The bike on your car is worth more than your car and you have your own special bike lane.

6. You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without even flinching.

7. You take your out-of-town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would never go there otherwise.

8. You think your major food groups are granola bars, tofu and Fat Tire Beer.

9. You design your kid's Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.

10. You think that sexy lingerie is flannel PJs and toe socks.

11. You know all 4 seasons "almost winter, winter, still winter and spring blizzards

12. You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a CU/CSU victory.

13. You can never figure out why your out-of-town guests faint from altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.

14. You can drive over a 12,000-foot pass in 4 feet of snow to go snow boarding, but can't get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.

15. You know the 'correct' pronunciation of Buena Vista.

16. When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.

17. Your car insurance costs more than your car.

18. You have surge protectors on every outlet.

19. April showers bring May blizzards.

20. 'Timberline' is someplace you have actually been.

21. You know what a 'Chinook' is

22. You know what a 'Rocky Mountain Oyster' is.

23. You know what a "fourteener" is.

24. ...But you don't know what a "turn signal" is.

25. A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you nearly as much as a (pick your party) _______________ in Congress does.

26. Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning rod.

27. People from out of state breathe 5 times as often as you do.

28. Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn't seem strange.

29. Thunder has set off your car alarm.

30. You have an $800 stereo in your $300 truck.

31. You think a red light means 3 more cars can go.

32. Where we're going, we don't need roads!!

33. You know where the real "South Park" is.

34. You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.

35. Driving directions usually include 'Go over _____and Pass.'

36. You've 'checked for ticks.

37. You've dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka with a hood.

38. You've gone snow skiing in July and.........

39. You've played golf in January and.......

40. They were in the same year!

41. You know what a down slope and an up slope weather pattern is.

42. you dress in atleat 3 layers with a coat because you never know the weather.


You know you're from England when

1. All 4 seasons include rain rain rain oh and more rain
2. When the sun shows its face everyone is suddenly half naked
3. You see girls wearing mini skirts and vest tops in the rain.
4. You know that football is a sport you play with your feet not your hands....
5. When 110mph is an appropriate speed to drive in any weather.
6. Your insurance costs more if you buy a 1.2 corsa than a 1.6 megane...
7. You spend more time moaning about things than doing something about it
8. You know what "snog" means
9. You spend your life hating where you live but refuse to leave.
10. Drinking from 12 till 12 is acceptable if you don't sleep
11. Binge drinking is one of your favourite hobbies


You know your from California when

1. Your sweat smells like coconut sex wax (surf board wax)
2. Your hair is naturally bleached from the sun and salt water
3. You go to other states and perfect strangers know your a surfer
4. You go out to clubs and see more celebrities than HBO
5. You live across the street from the western white house


You know you're from America but living in the UK when:

1. Asking for a new cell does not mean you are upset with your prison accommodation.

2. Opening your fanny pack is not an invitation for sex

3. Nothing bigger than a £5 note will fit in your pocket book

4. A pocket book is not the latest e-reader device

5. Buying shoes one size smaller does not mean your feet are shrinking.


You know you're from Australia when:

1) You've seen a kangaroo, wombat or koala outside of a zoo.

2) You know that a 'thong' is a type of footwear.

3) You know that the four seasons are 'summer', 'summer', 'summer' and 'muggy'.

4) You know what 'muggy' means.

5) A tattered singlet and short shorts is an appropriate outfit to wear to a five star restaurant.

6) You know that it's "prawns" on the barbie not "shrimp".

7)At least one member of your family owns a 'ute'.

8) You know the rules to at least one sport that you've never played. Nor ever been interested in.

9) You'd know how to treat a jellyfish wound, even if you've never seen one.

10) It takes less than five minutes to get a natural tan.

11) You don't actually know anyone who drinks 'Fosters' beer.

12) You can tell the difference between an Australian and New Zealand accent.

13) You know at least one person who has a stolen a street sign and now has it proudly on display in their loungeroom.

14) You can find you're way to any pub, drunk, on foot, with nothing but a vague set of directions given to you by an equally drunk stranger, but you can't find your uncles new house when driving, sober, with a GPS.

15) You actually LIKE the taste of vegemite.

16) You have a friend named 'Robbo' or 'Damo' or 'Stevo'.

17) You can say a full sentence without using any vowels, and everyone still understands what you said.

18) You pay more for water each year than you would for a new car.

19) You've swum in a creek that is known for having bull sharks and/ or crocodiles.

20) You're garage is decorated with empty beer cans.

21) And when you've filled up the garage, you're gonna start on the entertainment area.

22) You're proud that some of the most poisonous creatures in the world live exclusively in your country.

23) The best parking spots are determined by shade not distance.

24) You have to apply sunscreen just to walk from your house to your car.

25) You develop a fear of metal car door handles.

26) You realise that the metal clip on your seatbelt makes a pretty good branding iron.

27) You can cook an egg on pretty much any stationary object that is left outside for more than half an hour.

28) And some that aren't so stationary.

29) Your slurpee is completely melted by the time you leave the seven-eleven and hop in your car.

30) You know (and use) the three hundred different uses of the word 'mate'.

31) The thought that you don't have airconditioning can bring you to tears.

32) The tears evaporate before they even hit your cheeks.


You know your from the USA and just visiting any other country when....

1. You forgot the big numbers on the speedometer are KPH not MPH.

2. You found out number 1 the hard expensive way.

2.5 You paid your way out of it.

3. Window shopping can get you randy.

4. You found out the fun way what randy is.

5. You ordered a Budweiser, because you could not pronounce the local brew.

6. 16 is the Age Of Consent and an adult.but NOT for you.

7. You know ketchup and mustard packets cost about 50 cents each.

8. You saw kids drinking with parents and wondered why cops were not doing anything about it.

9. You have been shaken down for waiting for a cab, at a taxi stand.

10. You know cars have right away, not pedestrians.


others know your from colorado when....

1. you have no accent what so ever....

2. and everyone elses' accent totally blows your mind.

3. every where the humidity is over 15% you feel sticky....

4 and everywhere is humid to you.

5. you freak out when you dont see mountains

6. when work is canceld because of 4 inches of snow people see you walking down the street in shorts and a hoodie,

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