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peacher stands in front of his church and saids "members we are all going to die one day". he looks downs and see a man laughing and he stops and ask the man"why are you laughing?" the man saids "i'm not a member of this church i'm visting my sister"


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preacher then holds the bible aloft, and states a "satan" is amongst the faithful?
The man laughs again, and then says " I am looking for a young bottom?"


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LOL. That's very good Gene. Do you have anymore for us?


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Gene_Lewis
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thanks mark, most of the jokes i know are a little blue but i will think on it i must know more clean ones


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LOL.. know what you mean there, Gene. I know some jokes too, but I couldn't post them here.


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That was good... Mine are pretty blue too, but I can usually clean them up, but they aren't as funny.. Isn't that sad.. LOL


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I got one this morning that isn't blue, but it's not PC either. I heard it a long time ago, but I still chuckled as I read it. Hope you like it.

The Teacher asked young Patrick Murphy: "What do you do at Christmas time?

Patrick addressed the class: "Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight mass and we sing hymns; then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings. Then all excited, we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys.

"Very nice Patrick," she said. "Now Jimmy Brown, what do you do at Christmas?"

Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to church with Mom and Dad and we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and milk by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents.

Realizing there was a little Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked, "Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?"

Isaac said, "Well, it's the same thing every year...Dad comes home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce; then we drive to Dad's toy factory. When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves...And begin to sing: “What A Friend We Have in Jesus”. Then we all go to the Bahamas."


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Gene_Lewis
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lol, that's cute


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Michael_Wolfe
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I think I had to laugh at both of them..I just don't know which one I laugh the hardest at...LMAO....


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Every once in a while, these come along.. Glad y'all enjoyed it..


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