What lengths will gay men go to boost their cock size? Alex Hopkins takes a look at the world of penis enlargement.  


Everyone’s spam email folder is the same, packed full of emails promising the holy grail: penis enlargement. “Super-size your schlong,” “Wallop-up your wanger,” “Pump up that prick.”  We all know that sex sells – as does anything that offers the faintest chance of being bigger and better at it.

Today, porn is more prevalent than ever before, and it’s not so easy to avoid all those pictures of horse-hung studs in the gay magazines, is it? 

Then there are the billboards: with the likes of David Beckham and David Gandy leering down at you in their bulging briefs as you buy your fruit and veg. 

But if you feel like you’ve got a toothpick down there rather than a power tool, what can you do about it? 
 

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Pump it up

The vacuum pump is probably the most familiar way of doubling up that dick. The premise is simple: it draws blood into your cock, making it swell to allegedly gargantuan proportions. The effect, of course, is temporary. But be warned: using a pump too frequently can risk damaging all that fragile elastic tissue in your shaft, meaning that in the long-term, those powerful erections might be more of a challenge. 
 

Jelqing ‘n jacking off

Jelqing (even the word sounds sexual, doesn’t it?) is a fancy name for exercises to improve the size of your endowment: a hand-over-hand motion to, yes, you guessed it, push the blood up from the base to the tip of your tonsil-teaser. Like so many promised cures, there’s no real scientific proof that it works.
 

Dodgy dick drugs

And here we come to the spam emails you get every day, promising all sorts of wonders with just one little pill. The cold hard truth is that none of these are scientifically proven to work and are likely to leave your bank balance as limp as your dick – and could be dangerous.
 

Silicone scandals

Oh, the desperate measures some guys will go to emulate their porn idol – or even enter the industry themselves. Yes, invite some complete phony round to inject some mystery fluid from a milk bottle into your one-eyed monster. Sounds ludicrous, doesn’t it? But horror stories abound about mutating silicone. Don’t go there - if you don’t end up with an amputated cock, the shame at the emergency room will likely kill you.
 

Promising penoplasty?

The biggest hope for penis enlargement (or so people think) is surgery. Penoplasty isn’t for the faint-hearted: the severing of ligaments and redistribution of fat isn’t exactly a turn on, is it? Still, more and more men are going to under the knife – but the jury is still out on whether it actually works.


Reality check!

OK, let’s keep it simple and brutal: none of the above guarantee you’re going to turn into Jeff Stryker  - so what can you do?
 

Banish that Bush

It’s not rocket science – excessive foliage at the base of your meat is going to obscure its full glory. Get out the sit on mower. Trim to win!

 

Cut through the fat

A no-brainer: exercise. Shed that beer belly, and you’re not going to have that flabby shelf hanging over your pork sword, are you? Don’t let is dwindle away in the shadow of too many Kebabs – let it shine! 
 

Tools and talking

Talk to your partner – learn what they want to get up to between the sheets. Be imaginative. Stop getting so hung up on size – everyone lies about it anyway.  Remember, if you think you’re small, you may just be average. If you think you’re huge, there’s always going to be some hungry bottom ready to destroy your fragile ego and tell you it didn’t even touch the sides – so just chill! 


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