Spanking the monkey, five knuckle shuffle, hand shandy: call it what you want, masturbation is something the majority of us guys do on a regular basis, but it still remains somewhat of a taboo.


A quick round robin in the Gays.com office showed that although we admit to doing it, not many of us actually discuss our one-handed habits with our queer chums. There should be no shame or guilt in self-pleasure - as you'll see below, actually the benefits are plenty. So, read on: it’s time to take matters into your own hands!
 

1. The more you wank, the more sex you want
 

The idea that more masturbation will lead to a decreased desire for nookie is a load of old nonsense. And we’re got the science to prove it! When you ejaculate, dopamine - the ‘pleasure’ chemical - is released. It’s also addictive, meaning your body craves more of it, so you have increased desire to cum again to feel more dopamine in your system. It’s just like eating chocolate (which also releases dopamine): when you eat one piece you’re quickly heading back for another! And an orgasm is the biggest non-drug blast of dopamine there is.


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2. Last longer in bed!
 

Ever heard the phrase 'jerk it before you work it'? If you’re feeling horny, play with yourself a couple of hours before you have sex, and you’ll help delay the chance of premature ejaculation when you finally get down and dirty! Sometimes if you’re going for a hook-up or sex date with a guy, you can get so turned on by the situation itself that you tend to shoot ahead of schedule. So have a play prior to meeting to put some rocket in your pocket and you’ll not disappoint your partner and embarrass yourself by offloading early.


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3. You won’t go blind. In fact, masturbation is great for your body...

Spanking the monkey regularly relieves stress and keeps everything about your body— heart rate, blood pressure, reproductive system, brain chemistry — in good shape. A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Regularly flushing your system, so to speak, keeps your semen healthy and prevents the build up of cancer-causing chemicals. So there you go. Another reason to reach for the Kleenex.
 

4. You won’t get any STI's

OK, a bit of ‘me' time is not always as exciting as ‘we’ time, but at least you’re guaranteed not to get any annoying infections downstairs.

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5. Stay happy!
 

Masturbation also releases feel-good hormones such as oxytocin and endorphins into the body, so it helps you to de-stress, relax, and can help fight depression. It can also help you fall asleep if you’re having trouble drifting off. So next time you’re feeling down, bang one out and help to put a smile on your face. Hurrah!
 

Top Tip: Work with your non-master hand
 

Confuse your brain by tossing off with your non-master hand. Since it’s more difficult connecting the feeling to your brain this way, it’s closer to the real thing than anything else when you’re alone. It’ll almost feel like someone is doing it for you.

 


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I sit with bonner all the time at least morning noon and night

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Two time s day something more since 9 year old

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I'm 69 cumin on 70 and still have a daily wank..Keeps me feeling young.

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I feeel good wen i do it buh wen i want to do it it depends

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Hi guys im also dping mastarbution daly but i feeling its not gooda for our body nurves system bcz when i can started at that time my hand and body was got vibrat (shek) when i dipress and tention that time my hands aré geting shek so plz tel me frnds wt isla good n wt is wrong

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When I was younger I would go to my neighbors house and play with there kid. When there mom would come home from work she would undress in the bathroom. She always wore pantyhose to work. After she would leave to go to the store I would go in the bathroom and masturbate in her pantyhose. It was the best feeling ever. That's why I love to wear pantyhose today.

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miloguy

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I masturbate at least twice a day, always have.. but I do get alot of guilt feelings afterwards, and some times frustration steps in.. I do enjoy it most times though

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I was 12 when I was ejaculating for the first time. Will never forget that day and that awesome feeling...

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I am jerking every day and ejaculating every second day. Love it

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Fruit_Cake

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i masturbate at lest 3 to 4 times a day on a slow day and rub it all the time for the last 43 years and fantasizes about men every time i love doing it and will always do it thats not including sex

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Brave-Heart

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I was told by my mother not to play with myself so I have spent the last 67 years finding someone else to play with me. People find it hard (no pun intended) that I haven't masturbated since I was 12 but I haven't--and yet I still wear glasses!!

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Just the other day, I was at my sister's house and when I passed by the man-cave, one of my brother-in-law's friends said, "How ofter do you, do it?" It turns out they were discussing how many times a week they have sex and how much time they spent loving themselves. I was shocked to hear that str8 guys had these conversations in real life. Anyway, I said, "Everyday of the week and twice on Saturday, hell I've done it twice since I've been here. He (brother-in-law) said, you've only been here for an hour or so. I wonder what point he was trying to make..

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I love it to there nothing like it

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JAJAJAJA NO SE EL INGLES PERO BUENO

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It is good to do it everyday

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hi like to masturbaton wean women soft wools

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I do.. And love it

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I will try it :P

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Cool!! Will do. :)

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